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“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

—    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[andrewinmelbourne] (full photo)

I can’t actually see that as a leg, it’s 100% panda

tastefullyoffensive:

[andrewinmelbourne] (full photo)

I can’t actually see that as a leg, it’s 100% panda

tastefullyoffensive:

Every time I open my laptop. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every time I open my laptop. [x]

ppaction:

Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them. 
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5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.

ppaction:

Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them.

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5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.

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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

(via mydrunkkitchen)

tastefullyoffensive:

[aviag9287]
smittenkittenmn:

In the olden days, people thought the clitoris was shaped like a pencil eraser.

smittenkittenmn:

In the olden days, people thought the clitoris was shaped like a pencil eraser.

smittenkittenmn:

Now we know that it’s actually shaped like a majestic creature from outer space!

smittenkittenmn:

Now we know that it’s actually shaped like a majestic creature from outer space!

lacigreen:

jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

im bout to break a lot more than chalk.

lacigreen:

jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

im bout to break a lot more than chalk.

(via theredheadbedhead)

bombing:

Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

(via neil-gaiman)

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